Waffles

Waffles hides behind those spines the first time you meet. A tiny peek, a pink-cheeked smile, and then nothing for a while.

But say the word "pancakes" and everything changes. Waffles has opinions: on toppings, on crispiness, on whether berries count as a food group (they do). The spines relax. The chatter begins.

Prickly on the outside, soft as butter on the inside — that's Waffles. Bring breakfast, make a friend for life. Entertainment only — not financial advice.